The Non Emmy Winning Falco

He's all dressed up but nowhere to go.

Racey Dashiell Hammett Story Unearthed – The Continental Trans Post Op

Probably Miss Lillian Hellman didn't approve.

Coming Soon - Bruce Willis in Falcetti and Stone

Falcetti and Stone

During a World Series Playoff, a record heatwave, a Papal visit, a subway fair hike, a citywide blackout, an escaped gorilla from the Central Park Zoo, a garbage strike, the kidnapping of the Mayor’s wife, uncontrollable fires in Flatbush, a gas shortage and a turf war between the Russian and Colombian mobs, Brooklyn Detective, Bruce Willis, is teamed with a rookie cop just transferred from Easter Island.

It's Gonna Be a Long Hot Summer

Enjoy, Friends.

Ryan Reynolds in New Contained Thriller - Sukkot

Sukkot – Ryan Reynolds stars as a nice goyim boy converting to Judaism for his beautiful Fiancée, Sarah Silverman, in this new contained thriller, filmed soley in a flimsy Sukkah tent during a torrential Miami downpour. When their not-such-a-fucking-holy-day festival is threatened by skinheads, Ryan must protect his friends and soon-to-be family with merely his etrog and lulavs

Lame Ass Pitches #303 : Flap Jack McQuade -- Terrorists Burn Down Town During Fire Dept's Pancake Breakfast

Watch him dispose of the bad guys with only a few links of turkey sausage!

Lame Ass Movie Pitches #83 – Time Traveler’s High School Reunion on Post Apocalyptic Planet

Ray Bradbury High.

Great Philosophical Questions #16

Do The Amish use Facebook? Twitter? Jdate?