John Boehner Helps Nasa

His orange tears can supply enough daily Tang for 18 astronauts.

Natural Health News

John Boehner's skin discovered to be nature's most powerful antioxidant!

Housekeeping Finds 1,000 Monkeys With Typewriters in James Frey's Room.

Pisssed cause he's paying them more than me!

Yet More Noir Dames

The redhead played me alright. Played me like a Milton Bradley's Simon with dying batteries.

Even More Noir Dames

She had lips that could suck a ship right out of a bottle.

More Noir Dames

She had gams like Jacob's Ladder -- So, I had her clean the gutters.

Noir Dames

She came into my juke joint with a 45. And, there I was without a spindle.