True Blood Libel or 30 Days of Nights of Passover

George Soros and his clan of Jewish vampires descend on the small town of Wasilla, Alaska in search of hearty ingredients to make their secret matzah.

Can the disgraced, former Governor and Jew Huntress get over her victim mentality, plow forward and reload to save America from this blood thirsty scourge?

Based on Glenn Beck's new book, Chicken Soup For The Protocols of The Elders of Zion.

On Sale At My Bookstore - Signed Pro Football It's Ups and Downs

Signed Pro Football It's Ups and Downs Dr. March

Second Edition 1939 has 30 signatures on the first page - many have become hall of famers. - - some foxing, red boards

Signed by:

Len Barnum, Cliff Battles, Dale Burnett,
Joseph Cannul, Pete Cole, Frank Cope,
Ed Danowski, Nello Falaschi, Chuck Gelatka
Ward Cuff, Al Owen, Mel Hein, Jim Lee Howell,
Larry Johnson, John Karcis, Jiggs Kline
Ed Lindell , Gus Mauch (trainer, John Mellus
Eddie Miller, Doug Oldershaw, Ox Parry
Jim Poole, Leland Shaffer Kink Richards
Hank Soa, Ken Strong, Orville Tuttl, Bill Walls
Tarzan White

Everyone I could identify was a NY Giant except Battles, who was formerly a Redskin and was coaching Columbia University in the 1939 – 1940 time when this was signed

Sometimes I Forget Not To Panic After Drinking Beet Juice!

Years of Augmentative Surgery Has Taken Toll on Burger King

Once a fair and friendly ruler, the Burger King has undergone years of surgery in his obsessed quest to look more regal. He’s had experimental shin transplants in Paraguay that’ve added close to two feet to his height and extreme facial reconstruction that has given him a ghoulish, mask like appearance.

Warren Croc, the American ambassador to Burgeria wonders if all these medical procedures have finally affected the leader’s psyche. “He was once an amiable, chap.” recalls Crock. “Now, he’s a complete madman, pulling mean-spirited practical jokes on his public. Running around with airhorns, hiding behind corners, slipping pretty, blonde tourists roofies. I’ve seen him transform into quite the dictator. He’s pretty much of a dick now. Look at the millions of tax dollars the BK is spending just on bling.”

More Sleigh Bell!

Happy Holdays From Naughty Kvetchings.

Little Lotta kicks cute Lulu's Ass!

Who wouldn’t have crush on Sydney Poitier? He basically brought hundreds or innocent schoolgirls from crayons to Perfume.

Everyone but that Big Bull Dyke, enormously well appetited, definitely Germanic, Little Lotta.

She just absolutely went bat shit crazy when her gal pal Lulu suddenly broke into that schmaltzy song during their final school dance. The one she fought the fucking schoolboards so fucking hard to bring her girlfriend to.

Then and there, Little Lotta’s special friendship with the pixieish singer came to an abrupt, heart crashing end.

The time for their long last looks were now over. She was indeed losing her best special friend to that guest worker moulinyan from British Guinea. How could she possibly giver her heart to that phony charmer?

It was just too soon after she had lost her special friend, Dot, who went on to Westchester to join a special school for young mutants using her ability to throw assorted polka dots all over the place for the good of mankind.

So Little Lotta just snapped. And hammerlocked her former lover, pulling off that truly horrid, Holiday Inn Keychain of an earring and causing severe spinal injury.

After years or rehabilitation, Lulu and fellow pop singer, Dusty Springfield have become life parters. Little Lulu went back to East Germany to coach their Olymic wrestling team to nine consecutive winning seasons.

Little Dot who fell into one of her black hole polka dots has never been seen or heard from since.

My Girlfriend Doesn't Get Me Part 16

I asked for The Anarchist Cookbook, she brought me Rachael Ray's Ten Minute Meals.