Former Symbionese Liberation Army Member Working On Children’s Book

Here’s an exclusive excerpt:

A is for Acid
When You Can’t leave A Trace



B is For Balaclava
You put over your Face



C is for Cobra
Sprouting Seven Heads




D is for Denouncing Your Former Life
Right before Bed.



The author, still incarcerated, is having trouble getting a publisher. "Hell, they even let that terrorist, Glenn Beck write a friggin; Christmas book."