I’ve been listening to Excitable Boy over and over the past few days and it’s a bountiful bonanza of bitchin’ movie titles.
If you’re hard pressed finding the perfect moniker for your screenplay, try a few of these on for size:
I Hear Woodrow Wilson’s Guns – A grand oater
Veracruz is Dying – A western or maybe a gang banger flick.
Tenderness on the Block – Another romcom for J.Lo or a coming of age weeper.
Lawyers, Guns and Money – Why hasn’t this been used yet?!!!
Dad, Get Me Out Of This – Ferris Bueller type teen romp or The George W. Bush Story.
She Was With the Russians Too – Cold War Spy Comedy
Nighttime in the Switching Yard – Noir, Noir Noir.
Accidentally like A Martyr – Small indie all over it.
Shadow Love – Contained thriller.
Random Love – Sex Comedy
Werewolves of London – Okay, a remake.
The Hairy-Handed Gent – Fantasy or a bad date story.
Draw Blood – For the next ultra-violent Tarantino wannabe.
Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner – Russell Crow in the jungle with a big ass weapon. Jake Busey as the son-of-a-bitch Van Owen
They’ll be Rocking in the Projects –Music teacher beating the band and the odds in an inner city school
Excitable Boy – I see Jonah Hill as that said boy!
