Currently Ghostwriting the Memoirs of Mrs. Muir.

Former Symbionese Liberation Army Member Working On Children’s Book

Here’s an exclusive excerpt:

A is for Acid
When You Can’t leave A Trace



B is For Balaclava
You put over your Face



C is for Cobra
Sprouting Seven Heads




D is for Denouncing Your Former Life
Right before Bed.



The author, still incarcerated, is having trouble getting a publisher. "Hell, they even let that terrorist, Glenn Beck write a friggin; Christmas book."

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Your Screenplay Sucks #33

The Map to the Elephants Graveyard tattooed under the toenail of the girl your protagonist just picked up in the last Starbucks standing after the Marrakesh Earthquake just a wee bit convenient.

Your Screenplay Sucks #21

Please, I don't care if you're their nephew. No one will want to see "Hall and Oates on Mars".

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Need an Awesome Movie Title? – Just Try Some Warren Zevon Lyrics.

I’ve been listening to Excitable Boy over and over the past few days and it’s a bountiful bonanza of bitchin’ movie titles.

If you’re hard pressed finding the perfect moniker for your screenplay, try a few of these on for size:

I Hear Woodrow Wilson’s Guns – A grand oater

Veracruz is Dying – A western or maybe a gang banger flick.

Tenderness on the Block – Another romcom for J.Lo or a coming of age weeper.

Lawyers, Guns and Money – Why hasn’t this been used yet?!!!

Dad, Get Me Out Of This – Ferris Bueller type teen romp or The George W. Bush Story.

She Was With the Russians Too – Cold War Spy Comedy

Nighttime in the Switching Yard – Noir, Noir Noir.

Accidentally like A Martyr – Small indie all over it.

Shadow Love – Contained thriller.

Random Love – Sex Comedy

Werewolves of London – Okay, a remake.

The Hairy-Handed Gent – Fantasy or a bad date story.

Draw Blood – For the next ultra-violent Tarantino wannabe.

Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner – Russell Crow in the jungle with a big ass weapon. Jake Busey as the son-of-a-bitch Van Owen

They’ll be Rocking in the Projects –Music teacher beating the band and the odds in an inner city school

Excitable Boy – I see Jonah Hill as that said boy!