Thursday, July 1, 2010

Scarlett Johansson to Star in Red Dawn Sonja

Army brat and comic book geekette, Sonja, goes all D&D to save her beloved, small John-Cougar-Mellencamp-esqu town from a supposed Russian invasion.

Is this really WW3 or all just in her troubled, Fox News rattled head?

With Fred Thompson as the Mayor, Tom Savini as John Milius and C. Thomas Howell as asshole chopper pilot, John McCain.

Go Wolverines!

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