Saturday, October 2, 2010
YOUR MONEY -- WAYS TO PROFIT FROM THE REPUBLICAN TAKEOVER
It doesn’t take a weatherman to see which way the mighty wind is blowing. Checking Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin’s stock portfolios, it’ll be wise to put what’s left of your money in what they’ve just invested in. You too can become rich the good, old fashioned, WASPY WAY -- by doing absolutely nothing.
1. Invest heavily in Halliburton.
2. Buy a Wire Hanger Factory.
3. Short All keffiyeh producing companies.
4. Start adopting Mexican Landscapers to legally sell off later.
5. Learn Chinese.
6. Invent Permanent White Face.
7. Become Ghostwriter for a lazy ass conservative pundit.
Posted by MichaelB at 9:27 AM