Monday, February 22, 2010

New Study Shows Drooling Attracts Women

In a case study published today in Oui Magazine, scientists at the Faber University Medical School showed the highest level of opposite-sex-attracting pheromones in the body are located in the male saliva glands.

They speculate that a good mouthful of drool, spittle, phlegm and mucous would be not unlike showcasing a pond full of dragonflies if you were hunting a frog.

The studies conclude that while trying to lure a female, males simply have to open wide and drool.

And, nature then will take its course.

It works they say.

1 comment:

  1. So that is where I'm doing it all wrong. I usually give them a quick stare, maybe a tiny smile and then look down and shuffle my shoes back and forth, looking back at her occasionally.
    I'm going out right now and gonna 'do the drool'. Thanks!!