When I heard the news that Mayor McCheese pardoned the Hamburglar, I could only Grimace.
The corruption in McDonaldland is like Chicago during Daley!
The Happy Meal Gang continues to run wild. Citizens are scared, keeping to their homes. "We deserve a break today." They protest.
Officer Big Mac went bat ass crazy on one cub reporter. He is currently in stable conditioning, having broken 3 mcRibs.
Where is our iconic clown, town founder, Ronald, when we need him most?
You know, last week I saw Ronnie at a bayside suburb in Melbourne, Australia and he was in the midst of filming an advertisement urging those tubby little McKids full of burgers n fries to get outside and run around and lose that extra poundage.
ReplyDeleteSomething to do with corporate responsibility he muttered when asked by a roving reporter wht the hell he was doing here when his hometown was running amok.
*Hrumph* Figures doesn't it? What about social responsibility? Huh?
I stand aghast at such egregiously poor behaviour by public officials.