Sunday, February 21, 2010
Ronald McDonald House Arrest
When I heard the news that Mayor McCheese pardoned the Hamburglar, I could only Grimace.
The corruption in McDonaldland is like Chicago during Daley!
The Happy Meal Gang continues to run wild. Citizens are scared, keeping to their homes. "We deserve a break today." They protest.
Officer Big Mac went bat ass crazy on one cub reporter. He is currently in stable conditioning, having broken 3 mcRibs.
Where is our iconic clown, town founder, Ronald, when we need him most?