Friday, June 11, 2010

Locomotive Breath Mints

Yo, Chew Chew Charlie,

In that shuffling madness,

before ya kiss that Box Car Bertha or pick up that flute,

Ya better pop a Locomotive Breath Mint.

I mean it, Pal!

Takes the taste of coal and snot right out.

Zesty forest flavored.

You won't get to Conjunction Juction without 'em.

All time loser NO MORE!!!!!!

New, imported by Shrewsbury Tull Distributers.

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